Two Oh Oh Seven... you is the goings to be the histories

I can still remember everything that happened on New Year's eve last year and here we are again, with a new year just hours upon us. I always get the funny feeling that I am leaving so many things behind just because we are welcoming a new year. It does not feel like a continuation. It does not feel like January first has a link or connection with December 31st. Everything that happened in 2007 will be burned into a CD or stored into a folder in the hard disk and 2008 will be a new folder with files added on as you go.

So many things happened this year, many friends made and many adventures taken. Proud to say, many things accomplished, made some impact for the company in terms of advertising and creating major brand awareness. I am proud. Hopefully, my parents are proud. Hopefully, I have made my friends proud. I have always wanted to make a change, make a name for myself and have people remember me for something significant that I have done. I want to make myself proud of myself and I can wake up telling myself that I have done what I have done that not many people are capable of doing. Looking back, I have learned so much and I somehow feel that to a certain extent, I have domesticated myself a little bit. I stay at home more and spend mroe time with my family now. Of course I have lost count of how many times I got drunk which could also be the reason why I stay more at home due to hangovers. I have been getting less sleep and that is seriously screwing up my system but I know that among the people I know, I do not get drunk most often and am not the one with the least sleep. I count my blessings. I have seen many break-ups and reconciliations and me myself have been through it. There is always a lesson to be learned. I thank everyone for playing a part in moulding me into whoever I am today. I dare say that I am not as hot tempered and violent and have somehow evolved into being a more caring being. Many may disagree but this is how I feel. I have had a trip to the Philipines and it was really memorable. The destination really did suck big time but the people that was there were fucking maginificent and I thank you guys for always being the great friend that's always there. Then there was the trip to Langkawi and I am sad to say that we did nothing much there but drink. Drank like fishes we did and it was crazy. It was great fun seriously. Many dramas here and there but fun nonetheless.

In 2007, I have grown close to a few people who now have a special place in some corner of my heart. Adding on to the people that I greatly care about, you guys are automatically issued a "Fucking great People in Charles' Life" bumper sticker and with that, should there be any help that you need, I will do it if I am able to.

There is always the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS... that we swear to ourselves that we would keep. I am proud to say I have done none. None that would benefit my health at least. IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE THAT I NOW ANNOUNCE MY 2008 RESOLUTIONS AND VOW TO KEEP THEM... OR AT LEAST TRY TO KEEP THEM.

1) MODERATE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL
2) MODERATE CONSUMPTION OF CIGARETTES
3) DO NOT MOLEST PEOPLE WHEN DRUNK
4) DO NOT PRETEND TO BE DRUNK TO MOLEST PEOPLE
5) DO NOT SUCCUMB TO DARES WHEN IT COMES TO DRINKING
6) PRACTICE SINGING
7) STOP KISSING RANDOM FRIENDS IRREGARDLESS OF SEX WHEN DRUNK
8) SLEEP MORE
9) WATCH LESS PORN
10) DO NOT THINK OF MYSELF AS GOD
11) DO NOT BE CONTROLLED BY MY EGO
12) NEVER EVER SUCCUMB TO REQUEST OF WATCHING 'CUTE' SHOWS
13) MODERATE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL
14) TRY TO LOOK YOUNGER (People say I look 28-29)
15) STOP ONE HAND ON WALL, LEGS CROSSED POSE WHEN DRUNK
16) TRY TO OBEY TRAFFIC LAWS
17) WRITE LESS POLITICAL BLOG POST
18) STOP LAUGHING LIKE A RETARD
19) LOSE WEIGHT
20) APPRECIATE

That is a pretty long list and it did not even include the things that I wish to achieve in my workplace. Looking at the list again, I figured that many things have to do with alcohol and that is why I really need to control myself. According to some, I can get seriously scary when drunk. Picking fights or just plain being horny.

WISHING YOU ALL A BLOODY GREAT NEW YEAR!!

AND MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE... except for anything that will bring me harm. NOW GO GET DRUNK AND GET CRAZY!!! WOOHOO!!!

AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THOSE THAT I FORGOT TO WISH. LOTS OF LOVE LOTS OF LOVE.

Hail Fuhrer

After all the small little chats that happened in the comments page in my previous post, titled "where do we go?", I have decided to tone my humble little blog down a little bit and only talk about politics when I feel like it. Only talk about it when I have that 2 tonned rock of dissatisfaction sitting on my chest. Only talk about it when I feel that we are living in a country run by crooks and motherfucking apes. Only talk about it after the Government said something stupid or have done something which leaves me in complete awe but alas, I am a busy little boy who has to earn his salary and so I can't blog every 2 seconds. Towards the end of the year, I have just completed my 2008 ad placements and so I can breathe a little easier now. Christmas is coming so that's good news. 16th is coming as well so please remember to stay at home and watch some DVDs as it is not smart to go out. You do not want to go out and face the wrath of parang wielding unhappy people. What is this country turning to? I have no idea.

On a happier note, I am happy to say that our government are very pro-active in keeping the peace in our country as we celebrate our multi-racial, multi-ethnic, multi-religion and multi-colour relationship with each other. We celebrate the fact that we live in perfect peace and harmony where you see our members of parliament behaving so cultured and civilised. The latest effort by our member of parliament to tighten the bonds of brotherhood between us is to suggest that the crosses and statues depicting the Christian faith be taken down from those mission schools. That guy was someone called Syed 'Robin' Hood, who said that the statues should be torn down, the crosses be destroyed and the teachings of christianity to be stopped. Well, what can you say to someone who is so patriotic to his land, the saviour of Malaysia's identity as an islamic country.
What the fuck were those mission school thinking? Just because they were erected way before Malaysia was even formed makes it ok for them to have crosses and statues of Mary? That is pure absurdity. THIS IS MALAYSIA and we should all, including schools, offices, parks, zoos, public toilets and everything that is within the Malaysian border adhere to Malaysian cultures and beliefs. Who the fuck cares if those schools are built so long ago? Fuck that. Why only take down the crosses and the statues. I suggest that we fucking burn the whole motherfucking school down. This is not the time to discuss about the school being historical or carries sentimental values. This is not the time to say that Najib, Hishamuddin, some Raja Muda from somewhere studied in mission schools before. BURN THEM DOWN.

I like the way that some people in the Barisan party are so strong in getting their messages across. One of my all time favourite would be from Nazri when he told the motherfucking protesters not to fucking challenge the god-loving and loved by god government. He also said that the next time a protest is conducted, those motherfucking protesters will get to see what happens. Why change? Aren't we so well off now. I'm Lovin' It.

And those fucking Americans. Who the fuck are they to ask the government to permit the "peaceful" rally. Fuck them man. Who the fuck do they think they are? Some big ass country or something. I have never even heard of them before. All I know is that they created curry. Fuck them. Meddle with our country's affair? Wait until Nazri show you what will happen. We are gonna send our Mat Cemerlangs, Angkasawan and ahli silat there to destroy you, having them in our country's Proton Juara. That will teach you guys to interfere.

Do not ever insult the government, saying that they are liars anymore. I have had enough. When the government said that they did not use tear gas and water cannons on the protestors in Batu Cave, then we should believe them. THOSE PICTURES ARE DOCTORED CAN'T YOU SEE. There is a big conspiracy to topple our peace loving government and country.

WOOHOO.... weekend is here. Let's drink and celebrate our happiness and content towards our kerajaan.