Hail Fuhrer

After all the small little chats that happened in the comments page in my previous post, titled "where do we go?", I have decided to tone my humble little blog down a little bit and only talk about politics when I feel like it. Only talk about it when I have that 2 tonned rock of dissatisfaction sitting on my chest. Only talk about it when I feel that we are living in a country run by crooks and motherfucking apes. Only talk about it after the Government said something stupid or have done something which leaves me in complete awe but alas, I am a busy little boy who has to earn his salary and so I can't blog every 2 seconds. Towards the end of the year, I have just completed my 2008 ad placements and so I can breathe a little easier now. Christmas is coming so that's good news. 16th is coming as well so please remember to stay at home and watch some DVDs as it is not smart to go out. You do not want to go out and face the wrath of parang wielding unhappy people. What is this country turning to? I have no idea.

On a happier note, I am happy to say that our government are very pro-active in keeping the peace in our country as we celebrate our multi-racial, multi-ethnic, multi-religion and multi-colour relationship with each other. We celebrate the fact that we live in perfect peace and harmony where you see our members of parliament behaving so cultured and civilised. The latest effort by our member of parliament to tighten the bonds of brotherhood between us is to suggest that the crosses and statues depicting the Christian faith be taken down from those mission schools. That guy was someone called Syed 'Robin' Hood, who said that the statues should be torn down, the crosses be destroyed and the teachings of christianity to be stopped. Well, what can you say to someone who is so patriotic to his land, the saviour of Malaysia's identity as an islamic country.
What the fuck were those mission school thinking? Just because they were erected way before Malaysia was even formed makes it ok for them to have crosses and statues of Mary? That is pure absurdity. THIS IS MALAYSIA and we should all, including schools, offices, parks, zoos, public toilets and everything that is within the Malaysian border adhere to Malaysian cultures and beliefs. Who the fuck cares if those schools are built so long ago? Fuck that. Why only take down the crosses and the statues. I suggest that we fucking burn the whole motherfucking school down. This is not the time to discuss about the school being historical or carries sentimental values. This is not the time to say that Najib, Hishamuddin, some Raja Muda from somewhere studied in mission schools before. BURN THEM DOWN.

I like the way that some people in the Barisan party are so strong in getting their messages across. One of my all time favourite would be from Nazri when he told the motherfucking protesters not to fucking challenge the god-loving and loved by god government. He also said that the next time a protest is conducted, those motherfucking protesters will get to see what happens. Why change? Aren't we so well off now. I'm Lovin' It.

And those fucking Americans. Who the fuck are they to ask the government to permit the "peaceful" rally. Fuck them man. Who the fuck do they think they are? Some big ass country or something. I have never even heard of them before. All I know is that they created curry. Fuck them. Meddle with our country's affair? Wait until Nazri show you what will happen. We are gonna send our Mat Cemerlangs, Angkasawan and ahli silat there to destroy you, having them in our country's Proton Juara. That will teach you guys to interfere.

Do not ever insult the government, saying that they are liars anymore. I have had enough. When the government said that they did not use tear gas and water cannons on the protestors in Batu Cave, then we should believe them. THOSE PICTURES ARE DOCTORED CAN'T YOU SEE. There is a big conspiracy to topple our peace loving government and country.

WOOHOO.... weekend is here. Let's drink and celebrate our happiness and content towards our kerajaan.