Just for the fucks of it.... I mean the fun of it

I got this in my e-mail from a friend of mine and it's kinda funny so I wanna share this with you guys. Maybe you guys have already seen it somewhere before, and for those who have not, please do enjoy.


MEN & WOMEN EQUATION

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employe e = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single
men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he
will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that
she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at
weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals