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The life of a regular guy, going through irregular changes, looking for simple pleasures in life. Funny how seldom you can put simple and pleasure together. Everyone needs to believe in a GOD and I believe I can fill your believe. To you, I shall be GOD.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Toilets, Shits and a Dead Bird

Well, this post will consist of many random stuff cos:

1) I am kinda bored, although busy but bored since everyone is out for lunch.
2) My lunch partner is late.
3) I have read all the blogs that I usually read.
4) I have no idea what to write in this entry.
5) I just took a picture in the toilet that I wanted to share.

So here goes. Today has been kinda slow and I am gonna have my Mandarin exam today. I have no freaking idea why I am so calm when I should be panicking because I did not study at all for it. In short, I am fucked.


This picture was taken just taken a just a few hours ago after I have finished with my business. I have no idea why but I have been visiting the loo a lot lately. I used to have this bad habit where after every meal, I must go to the toilet to unload a huge pile of...... ok, let's not go into that, but I do remember that a cousin of my friend once said that I should eat while sitting in the toilet so that it would be easier for me. The sign is crystal clear. It is a toilet meant for the executive but seriously, nowadays, almost everyone are executives. Marketing exec, sales exec, admin exec, HR exec... hahaha so, in short, it is a public toilet. They fucking lock the door to this toilet and only those "Big-Shots" have the key to this toilet. Like what the fuck? What makes it so bloody special? Do they have someone in there to help hold your member when you are taking a piss, then use a wet tissue to help you wipe it clean, a facial tissue to help you dry it and then help you to do some much needed trimming? Imagine this, after taking a crap, they will help you wipe and wash and the powder your ass for you. Someone will be in there with a guitar or violin to enhance your experience when you are sitting on the throne and starts singing "Please release me let me go..." Sigh...

Another news that made the headlines was the Avian flu. Well, seems like not many people are backing away from consuming chicken. KFC near my work place is still packed. Chicken rice near my house had an increase in price. Hold on, I think that is due to the rising price in oil. Which brings me to another topic. My car, on average, needs 45 litres for a full tank. Since the increase in price ( a total of 30 cents per litre), I have to pay 13 bucks extra for my fuel and at approximately 85 bucks per visit to SHELL ( I have been loyal to them since my first car), I have to spend at least RM425 per month minimum, on petrol. Every bloody thing is rising. Price, standard of living but not my bloody salary. How am I going to get through my 20s with savings? Where am I gonna get the money for my wedding? I need to start winning lotteries, but first, I need to start buying lottery tickets, but before that, I need to earn more money so that I can buy the lottery tickets which puts me back in square one. I need to get coffee. Shit, where am I going to get the extra cash for coffee?

Human beings are very complex creatures and are usually confused and disillusioned by something we call choice. I am sorry but I need to go back to the toilet issue again because I just remembered that I have this picture hehe. Just wanted to share with you guys what the toilet would say if the same bunch of executives are the only people who frequent the Executive toilet. Toilet bowl needs varieties too you know. Ok now, I think I need to get back to working. Think I am gonna go grab a sandwich first. And maybe a coffee. Till next time, take care while I go steal a car and sell it off as scrap metal to fund for my lunch.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha. u really full of shits~ and i mean...really that "shit" shit.

6:29 PM  
Blogger faridz7 said...

ah yes, the exec toilet. now that ive upgraded to the vip's only toilet....hows the public toilets nowadays charles? come join me up here baller. where the sky is high, where the air is fresh and where you can pee and shit like there's no tomorrow in total comfort and luxury. My God, what the hell am i typing. sometimes i really surprise myself at the shit i come up with. ridiculous. Chill baller!

12:13 AM  
Blogger yapwengyau said...

Faridz, Faridz, go enjoy your favourite past time. And in such frequency, I think Charles has joined your club.

9:01 AM  

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